i hear eman and jorge shared a blog. i am jealous.

heh. kidding. well maybe not. who knows? not i...

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let's all try to be something we arent. we'll be happier then.

are you happy?
















i cant find any scholary journals.

what the fuck happened to everybody. what the fuck happened to me. what the fuck happened to us.

i dont have a writing voice. i wish i did. i dont. or maybe i do, but the one i possess, i dont really like.

no no.

i am frustrated because i figured out you're something special.

and im not.

fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no.

ho ho ho.

rah rah rah. sis boom ba.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

ksjflakjsfljkalskdfjaklsjflkasjfiuaweriuawioerhjasndfamvajfalkj.

i am frustrated because you're special and im not.

I never claimed to be strong.

you dont need to outrightly claim to be strong. you imply it when you call others weak.

i dont want to forget what happened yesterday. the maulers and their dead battery.

off to a nunnery!

FUCKKKKKKK

sushi tako.

i will love you forever if you (whoever) take me there. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMm.

you know it's good food when you're trying to induce burping just to taste it.

love, love me do. you know i love...

choooo-choooo train.

first love never dies, homes. it never does.

i guess because our first addiction is always the hardest. now if you excuse me, i have kare-kare calling to me from the microwave.

beware all those who use pacemakers.

help me find excuses to talk to you

im never silly because (edit 12:33pm) i know you'll always stomach me. (end edit)

the sardines burnt my tongue and rice fell on my panties,
she told us to be sacraments

THESE WERENT MEANT TO SOLELY DOCUMENT OUR DEEP, INTROSPECTIVE THOUGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they were also meant to help us remember quirky moments and exceptional futurama episodes.

i never used to be sincere and genuine.

this is a relatively new thing to me.

i hate it when i miss you this much. i hate it when i cling.
all my thoughts are stillborn. i want you to clip my wings.

(second line is irrelevant, but it rhymes. so yeah.)

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hanna, i miss you.

let me take care of you.

i'm a gigolo, spendin' lots of dough
you can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its 3:22 in the morning.

do you know where YOUR penis has been? in some obscene orifice of some wanton wench, no doubt.

that's asonance and alliteration, beeitch.

i've been up. up watching mtv. then vh1. jessica simpson made me sad. she stayed virginal until she was married. fuck herrrr!!! fuck herrr! in fact, fuck all virginal ppl!!!!!!!!!! yes, i was discussing this with what's-his-name. i hate virginal chicks. why? i shall be honest. because i wish i were one.

i got the urge to blog because..... i got lonely.

so that blink-182 song "i miss you" aint so bad. and that band maroon 5? they would be good if they just played their instruments and that guy didnt sing.

one time hanna wrote me a note on trip.my.wire--"paula, dont post and publish, im not finished posting."

i found it the most hilarious thing in the entire world.

stop persecuting me for all the mistakes i've made and my poorly worded choice of words!!!

arlene has the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy linked in her blog. that's the stuidest thing i've ever seen. first off, why do people link to shit in their blogs??? why? it doesnt make sense. "oh, i shall link to the stanford encylopedia of philosophy so that people can see what a smart kid i am cuz only smart kids read philosophy encyclopedias!!

anyway, im gunna post on trip.my.wire now. sooo..... yeah.

i have come to a conclusion:

it doesnt matter how much of a self-absorbed elitist you are, just as long as you.............


i dont feel like finishing it. finish it for me.

EMAN DOESNT LIKE TELLING ME HE LOVES ME WHEN HE'S IN FRONT OF PPL.

pansy.